nap with the luigis
itsdrickibytch:

Iconic
crassper:

Where are his parents

crassper:

Where are his parents

En verdad hay sentimientos que es mejor que se queden en lo platónico; y es mejor recordarlos así, irreales, inacabados, porque eso es lo que los hace perfectos.
Gabriel García Márquez (via hachedesilencio)
bestfunny:

yungginseng:


when the store clerk think you walking in to steal


 

bestfunny:

yungginseng:

when the store clerk think you walking in to steal

 

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

whycobb:

haiku

glaycia:

oras may battle sprite!!

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very nsfw only read this if u want to have an orgasm

helioscentrifuge:

zeldasbooty:

nakud woman (with boob) 

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